The Abbas Wahab Show

Trump Just Won, Costco is King, and Why You Need Women

Abbas goes off about the Trump assassination attempt, how minorities are relieved, getting a Costco membership, how Women just like to do things, and trying to drive a random Porsche 911.

upcoming shows
TORONTO - JULY 19

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Not Like Us Music Video, Lost iPhone, and How Mitsubishi Gave Up

Abbas goes off about how Calgary is too spread out, crazy U-Haul rates, losing a phone in a Lyft ride, scamming Televangelist Mike Murdoch, and what happened with Mitsubishi cars.

upcoming shows
TORONTO - JULY 19

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Lessons From America, The Book of 5 Rings, and Acting Droughts

Abbas goes off about wrapping up the US tour, learning about pregnancy, The Book of 5 Rings by Miyamoto Musashi, being in the new Trap trailer, and going through an acting drought this year. 

upcoming shows
CALGARY - JULY 4
EDMONTON - JULY 5
TORONOT - JULY 19

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NHL Tragedy, Funny Lawyer Billboards, and Wells Fargo Sucks

Abbas goes off about Edmonton Oilers losing the NHL Finals, Texas BBQ, Houston injury lawyer billboards, the Austin scene, and why Wells Fargo is a nightmare.

upcoming shows
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - JUNE 27
CALGARY - JULY 4
EDMONTON - JULY 5
TORONOT - JULY 19

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Seattle's Homeless, Chicago Doctors, and Inefficient Touring

Abbas goes off about Seattle's brand of homeless people, smoking hookah with fans, the Chicago shows, and finding a touring routine.

upcoming shows
HOUSTON, TX - JUNE 20
AUSTIN, TX - JUNE 22
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - JUNE 27
CALGARY - JULY 4
EDMONTON - JULY 5
TORONOT - JULY 19

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socials
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Nightmare Spirit Flight, DC is Great, and DIY Brake Jobs

Abbas goes off about almost missing the Brooklyn show, being surprised by DC, the NBA finals, and doing an ambitious brake job.

upcoming shows
SEATTLE, WA - JUNE 13
CHICAGO, IL - JUNE 14
HOUSTON, TX - JUNE 20
AUSTIN, TX - JUNE 22
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - JUNE 27
CALGARY - JULY 4
EDMONTON - JULY 5

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Trump Convicted, Comedy Movies Died, and China's Hollywood Plan

Abbas goes off about how Trump's convictions helped his campaign, the death of comedy movies, China's hand in Hollywood, and getting A/C back on the car.

upcoming shows
BROOKLYN, NY - JUNE 5
PHILADELPHIA, PA - JUNE 6
SEATTLE, WA - JUNE 13
CHICAGO, IL - JUNE 14
HOUSTON, TX - JUNE 20
AUSTIN, TX - JUNE 22
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - JUNE 27
CALGARY - JULY 4

Tell me what city to go to next!
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socials
Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Beater Cars, BMW Dealers, and Porsche Prices

Abbas goes off about the upside of beater cars, bad decisions at a BMW dealership, and how Porsche has supercar price-tags now. 

upcoming shows
TORONTO - MAY 31
BROOKLYN - JUNE 6
PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 7
SEATTLE - JUNE 13
CHICAGO - JUNE 14
HOUSTON - JUNE 20
AUSTIN - JUNE 22
SAN FRANCISCO - JUNE 27
CALGARY - JULY 4

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socials
Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Montreal Is Dope, The Hierarchy of Clubs, and Comedy End-Goal

Abbas goes off about going to a wedding in Montreal, the difficulty of trying to get into US rooms, and how the end goal of comedy is making your content and stand-up align in voice.

upcoming shows
TORONTO - MAY 31
BROOKLYN - JUNE 6
PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 7
SEATTLE - JUNE 13
CHICAGO - JUNE 14
HOUSTON - JUNE 20
AUSTIN - JUNE 22
SAN FRANCISCO - JUNE 27

Tell me what city to go to next!
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socials
Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

My Dog Bites Ft. Hassan Chaudhry

Abbas is joined by comedian Hassan Chaudhry, and they chat living with his dad, Brampton strip clubs, Punjabis vs. Texans, and getting bit by a dog.

upcoming shows
TORONTO - MAY 31
BROOKLYN - JUNE 6
PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 7
SEATTLE - JUNE 13
CHICAGO - JUNE 14
HOUSTON - JUNE 20
AUSTIN - JUNE 22
SAN FRANCISCO - JUNE 27

Tell me what city to go to next!
https://shorturl.at/cdJX4

socials
Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/
Hassan Instagram: www.instagram.com/hassanbollywoodstar